Thursday, January 10, 2008

"I Am Looney": Will Smith Probably, Definitely Might Be Scientologist

The vacuum sound you're hearing is Will Smith's free will being sucked from his body. Yes people, "it" has happened. Long suspected of being a Scientolojoke, The Fresh Prince confirmed it during the "wrap party" for his film Hancock by giving cast and crew a card for a free personality test( *cough* frontal labotomy) at their participating Scientology center.

Smith who recently went on record as saying: " all of the experiences I've had with Tom [Cruise] and Scientology, like, 98 percent of the principles are identical to the principles of the Bible. The Bible says, Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. And you know, there's a Scientology principle: Do not create experiences for others that they cannot comfortably perceive." has always been abiguous as to his level of involvement with the House of Hubbard. This latest gift giving incident seems to confirm what many have suspected for some time: Tom Cruise is an evil, miniature space wizard with an unyielding plan to conquer earth and no man, woman or rapper turned actor will stop him!

While his people refuse to comment on the issue, Smith's recent choice in headgear leaves little doubt about who he's rolling with.

Little Gleep Glorp McKibben models his new "Will Smith Fresh Brain Protector" released by the "church".

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