"What...is she making a face again?"
Help Me Jebus: Do you see yourself as having the same ideals as Spitzer or someone that can turn Albany in a new direction?
David Paterson: I can't see anything.
HMJ: What do you see happening to former governor Spitzer?
HMJ: Would you ever get into such a predicament?
DP: Nah, can't see that happening?
HMJ: What do you think of "Kristen"?
DP: I can't see what all the fuss is about. I really can't see it.
HMJ: Likes and dislikes?
DP: I like feeling like I can make a change up here in Albany. Dislikes? When my co-workers hide stuff. Not funny at all. My sense of hearing is superhuman. I can hear them giggling under their breaths. News Flash: I can hear an ant scream when it's crushed a block away, ya douchebags!HMJ: Do you look forward to any gubernatorial perks?
DP: Perks? My driver gets the best spot already! Do you see the plates on that baby parked outside? That little blue guy in the chair has more juice than Oprah in a room full of mid-western housewives.
HMJ: Finally, how does it feel to be New York's first black Governor?
DP: I'm WHAT!?!