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LifeStyles condoms looks to revolutionize the photo booth with it's new "Makeout Booths" premiering today at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah. "Condom-dispensing machines have always been a nightlife fixture," said LifeStyles spokeswoman Carol Carrozza. "LifeStyles is essentially combining the concept of a condom dispenser with a black-and-white photo booth as a playful means to promote safe sex." It was not clear if the booths contained a "miss the entire toilet with your projectile vomit" or "It's 3:45AM, where's the fat, drunk girl?" feature as those two instances have also long been a "nightlife fixture".

Skip Tenneman: "Dude, just point me at the booth! I'm ready!"

The booths are said to be hitting New York City in February and roofie-pushing frat boys are chomping at the bit. "So, two people can fit in there huh?" said Brent Masterson. "Back in the day, we used to have to find a bathroom or a dark corner in the club. Sometimes it was hard to find a place to prop them up but this one...it's got fricken seats! Sweet!" noted Skip Tenneman a fifth year senior at a local New York City college.


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