Thursday, January 17, 2008

Smile, You've Got Jimmy Hats!

LifeStyles condoms looks to revolutionize the photo booth with it's new "Makeout Booths" premiering today at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah. "Condom-dispensing machines have always been a nightlife fixture," said LifeStyles spokeswoman Carol Carrozza. "LifeStyles is essentially combining the concept of a condom dispenser with a black-and-white photo booth as a playful means to promote safe sex." It was not clear if the booths contained a "miss the entire toilet with your projectile vomit" or "It's 3:45AM, where's the fat, drunk girl?" feature as those two instances have also long been a "nightlife fixture".

Skip Tenneman: "Dude, just point me at the booth! I'm ready!"

The booths are said to be hitting New York City in February and roofie-pushing frat boys are chomping at the bit. "So, two people can fit in there huh?" said Brent Masterson. "Back in the day, we used to have to find a bathroom or a dark corner in the club. Sometimes it was hard to find a place to prop them up but this's got fricken seats! Sweet!" noted Skip Tenneman a fifth year senior at a local New York City college.

Thanks LifeStyles!

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