Say His Name Three Times: Candyman, Candyman, RALPH NADER!














One and the same to Democrats everywhere!

"One-two, Freddy's coming for you..." Little girls singing? Always scary. The piano plinks from the Halloween films can ruin a good pair of pants on a dark night. "I'll decide in a month." should have Democrats running through the woods and trying not to trip because it looks like Ralph Nader's coming and he'll soon be announcing it officially. The former Green Party and Reform Party presidential candidate is back to leave voters confused and the Democratic party shivering and bloody in the corner with a torn dress and one missing high heel shoe.


Nader in Montreal for an interview with CBC radio's "Daybreak", said "What I'm deciding on right now is whether we can get enough volunteers, enough financial resources, to overcome the huge ballot-access obstacles, which you don't experience here in Canada, but which are the worst in the Western world in the United States." He then went on to say "It's just fun messing sh-t up. I try to do it every four years."


Analysts in the know say that Nader single handedly took enough votes from Al Gore in 2000 to usher in the Bush era in the White House. Democrats also blame him for sabotaging Kerry in '04. Republicans are already sending him booze, gift cards from the Sharper Image and an assload of fruit baskets.


The race needs you Ralph!!