Taking a page out of the Chris Benoit Book of Parenting 23 year old Rian James Wittman in an attempt to "toughen up" his 18 month-old son, tased the boy on several occassions with a Dragon-Fire Stun Gun. Sources say the Albany, Oregon resident wanted the boy to be "the toughest cage fighter ever" and figured the walking, talking and going to the bathroom on his own would come later. Originally when questioned by the boy's 21 year-old mother, the man claimed he was playing peek-a-boo with the child. He then said he did it because he was arguing with the mother.
Wittman's child rearing kit.
Here's to hoping that Rian Wittman's stay in prison is reminiscent of the worst episode of Oz multiplied by ten with inmates who are endowed like elephants.
Help me, Jebus!