Ann Coulter Threatens To Back Hillary

The botoxed face of evil

In a move that shows there may be a bit of dissention in the ranks of The GOP, sentient demon-vagina, Ann Coulter swore in an interview with Hannity and Colmes that she would campaign for Hillary Clinton if John McCain received her party's nomination for president. Coulter fumed that he was a" Republican in name only", that he was "not only bad for Republicanism but bad for America" and "how can I trust someone who's never looked into the eyes of a distraught mother as they devour the soul of their first born? Everyone knows my resume."

Coulter after "convincing" an undecided voter.

Coulter wasn't the only one miffed as pill-popping, cradle robbing right-wing douche Rush Limbaugh chimed in as well. "He is not the choice of conservatives, as opposed to the choice of the Republican establishment — and that distinction is key," Limbaugh continued. "The Republican establishment, which has long sought to rid the party of conservative influence since Reagan, is feeling a victory today as well as our friends in the media." also adding "You guys...you're so god damned righteous! We let the coloreds vote and women too! Don't they have a chihuaha at the polls to point out where all the maids and day laborers can vote too? I mean Jesus, you want to take this "liberal" thing and run willy-nilly with it, huh? Well, he sucks! John McCain sucks!" Limbaugh then walked over to a parked car, punched out the drivers side window and ran off with the stereo.

"She said whaa?"

When informed of the Republican spitfire's comments, the former first lady responded with a confused "Dude...what?" she then emphatically added "Aww hell to the nah, she did not say that! Did she?"